Many of you may have read my Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull review recently. And maybe a few were confused over why I made such a big deal over the inclusion of aliens in the movie. I feel I should elaborate on that, and so I shall.
It DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!
Why shouldn't aliens be in an Indiana Jones movie? I'll tell you why! They're fucking aliens! Indiana Jones explores earth's past. Got the message there? The past of the earth. Not the past that aliens from another dimension are involved in! As odd as this sounds for an Indiana Jones movie, that isn't possible, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! You can't travel between dimensions, you can't possibly talk to these dead and skeletal creatures, they can't comply with you, you can't absorb all the knowledge they possess, and they can't just fucking fly away to whatever dimension they came from. Indiana Jones has met Nazis, Thugees, and Russians. Very prominent societies of earth's history. Aliens have nothing to do with the Mayans. And it seemed very last-ditch effort on Spielberg and Lucas's part. I didn't enjoy the fact that that may be the last Harrison Ford Indiana Jones movie. (Next comes Indiana LaBeouf.) That made aliens harder to cope with.
My apologies if you didn't understand a bit of what I said. Watch the movie and come back ok?
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I can't hear you Tony, you'll have to speak into the microphone.
well, ofcourse all movies are real...
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